Hi everyone,
I wanted to share recent writing of mine in American Mind magazine. Two articles:
The Anti Boomers - about why Boomers and Millennials are so consistently shocked by the opinions of Gen Z. A lot about the split on the Left we’re seeing play out at Harvard and elsewhere.
That Gen Z was different became most evident after the Hamas attack on Israel on October 7. The last time this happened—in 2006, in the shadow of 9/11—not a single person said, “Hey, y’know, there’s two sides to this thing.” It was black and white, terror versus freedom. Millennials, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed true believers who’d taken school field trips to visit the Amistad, voted for Obama, and repeated plucky slogans about the power of higher education and world peace didn’t yet have the tools or tragedies to question their precooked narrative. They didn’t have a space to call their own.
But while we (Millennials) were putting our best foot forward on LinkedIn, Gen Z grew its own culture, truly cut off from the rest of us: an uncontrolled, Lord-of-the-Flies island culture with different values, different facts, and different stories, rooted in the American narrative of its parents but somehow warped and extended, governed by a sort of digital natural law. And because the Hype Dads have worshiped for so long at the fountains of youth and noble savagery, these Gen Zers—whose language is unintelligible to the vast majority of people—aren’t just participating in the conversation, they’re driving it.
Camp Vibes Make Soft Men - about my trip to Vibecamp, Burning Man for ultra tech nerds. A gonzo-type meditation about what’s happening to men.
There was an Aura Wash you were supposed to walk through upon entry and a bounce house that seemed to be in heavy use all the time. I avoided both. Tents dotted the landscape; there’s a camping option, cheaper than the cabins, which I’d say about half the attendees chose. Tents surrounded a pretty pond area like grease pimples around lips. The pond—hyperbolically called “The Lake”—also served as the “Hot Girl HIIT” workout location, which I did participate in, about 20 nerds led by a tall, woke, jiggly, and highly-energetic Kiwi girl who at one point said something like “those who experience bleeding” to describe the girls in the group. One exercise involved galloping like a horse to greet your neighbors. Halfway through, the air suddenly cooled and filled with the strong smell of petrichor, the sky turned black, and a thunderstorm began.
I ran out of the rain to the mobbed central lodge to fill my trusty metal cup, reeking of tequila, with coffee, which defeated the tequila in the olfactory battle. I sit with a friend at a table and force down the pale tasteless eggs while we’re crowded out by fat nerds. A beautiful rail-thin blonde in tight red leggings walks by us; we haven’t seen enough women, and we freeze and stare. But…there’s something wrong with her butt, and oh no oh no oh no she turns and it’s Macauley Culkin in his prime except with $1,500 lip injections and $15,000 hair: some poor Google engineer who gooned to sissy porn just one too many times. An image seared into my mind for life. The Tranny in Red.
Me and my agency WILL were also recently mentioned alongside Hestia Cigarettes in the Failing The New York Times, and I was interviewed again by Zero Hedge.
Urbit also released the video of my panel talk from Assembly Lisbon called “Forking the Economy.” The first and only comment on the video is “that first speaker is so terrible jfc.” Sick.
Finally, we’ve created some new podcast art for
and ’s great new podcast Pod of the Valkyries, which you can see on the WILL Instagram page.Stay in touch!
>Millennials, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed true believers who’d taken school field trips to visit the Amistad, voted for Obama, and repeated plucky slogans about the power of higher education and world peace didn’t yet have the tools or tragedies to question their precooked narrative.
Excuse me? Maybe you didn't, maybe most didn't, but I wasn't the only 6th grader reading DailyKos, and I know that for a fact.
How old are you? You seem to swallow whole every lie Gen Z tells about themselves. "Anti-perfection, authentic" - are you serious? You can't be. This is the generation that won't leave the house because they aren't "that girl." It seems like your entire knowledge of Gen-Z comes from their curated, filtered appearances on apps of their choosing. You have no idea how these people really live - none.
There was and is a far more unmoored subculture among millennials - not just "unmoored" in the simple sense you use the term, but truly free - unmoderated and uncensored- and it's been the driving force between every durable internet thing of the past 20 years. You, normie, just aren't a part of it. Sell your hotcakes to clueless boomers all you like, but don't for a second think you really know what's going on.
By the way, no, it really is the phones making Gen Z stupid. I know you'd prefer a grand historical narrative, but wake the fuck up. They can barely read and they can't do math. They lack a grasp on basic historical facts because brutal, untreated phone addiction has robbed them of any chance at an education. They believe anything because they are fucking stupid. If smartphones had existed then, boomers would have been at least this bad - probably worse.
Good luck with all your marketing crap. You can sell these morons anything, as long as they don't have to leave bed to get it. And try not to be too evil while you participate in their utter mental capture by brand and product. If it wasn't you doing it, it would probably be someone worse. You can tell yourself that anyway.
I’m so old that I thought a Kiwi Girl would be a girl selling shoe polish. But then I realized that you probably have to be my age to have worn shoes that required being polished. This younger generation Z is very concerned about recycling and the environment, I am too. But they will buy shoes that can’t be repaired so they just put them in the landfill and buy another pair that can’t be repaired. I still have a pair of Allen Edmonds shoes that I purchased 44 years ago. Told you I am old. Another thing it’s hard to find a good cobbler now days but I’m lucky because I know of 5. So if you’re one of us folks that know what a real leather shoe looks like and you ever need a cobbler just send me a message. Didn’t mean to get on a rant about shoes but the Kiwi girl just sent me down a rabbit hole. Oh I’m 76 years old.